spring cleaning

cat-pun:

if ur a terf get out

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hellolovelyscientist:

everetterice:

“In one of the most notable moments in sports history, Kenyan runner Abel Mutai was just a few feet from the finish line, but became confused with the signage and stopped thinking he had completed the race.   A Spanish athlete, Ivan Fernandez, was right behind him, and after… pic.twitter.com/yxZr732XF2  — Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa) June 23, 2023ALT

“In one of the most notable moments in sports history, Kenyan runner Abel Mutai was just a few feet from the finish line, but became confused with the signage and stopped thinking he had completed the race.

 A Spanish athlete, Ivan Fernandez, was right behind him, and after realizing what was happening, he started shouting at the Kenyan for him to continue running; but Mutai didn’t understand his Spanish. Fernandez eventually caught up to him and instead of passing him, he pushed him to victory.

A journalist asked Ivan, “Why did you do that?”

Ivan replied, “My dream is that someday we can have a kind of community life where we push and help each other to win.”

The journalist insisted “But why did you let the Kenyan win?“ Ivan replied, "I didn’t let him win, he was going to win.” The journalist insisted again, “But you could have won!”

Ivan looked at him & replied, “But what would be the merit of my victory? What would be the honor of that medal? What would my Mom think of that?” Values are transmitted from generation to generation. What values are we teaching our children? Let us not teach our kids the wrong ways to WIN.”

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dastump:

chiefatticcreator:

hookhausen:

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

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seriously?!

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it has

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antidotefortheawkward:

antidotefortheawkward:

antidotefortheawkward:

antidotefortheawkward:

everyday i think of instant gratification monkey

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instant gratification monkey my beloved

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felicitousfeline:

bitchthefuck1-deactivated202204:

I’ll never get over how fucking ridiculous the post-hunger games dystopian YA trend was. Every book was “society is sorted into *rolls dice* 5 groups based on *picks card* astrology signs. It is illegal to *throws dart at wall* sing. The main character is special because she *spins wheel* knows how to read. Two boys are in love with her.”

Hunger Games said “I am this incredible piece of literature detailing the evils of a capitalist society in conjunction with an increasingly authoritarian government. The purpose of my love triangle is to make the protagonist face a very real choice of staying with what she knows— passion and war and survival— or finally having a chance at peace. My twist ending was genuinely unexpected but fully understandable, because switching out one tyrant for another accomplishes nothing aside from placating the people. I contain so many layers of nuance and meaning that it is astonishing that middle school children were able to truly grasp me.” And every YA author looked at that and went “Heehoo teenage giwl fights against scawy govewnment WHILE twying to pick between boys!!!!!!! I’m gonna wepwoduce this pewfectly!!!” and frankly I hate it

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prestonthatghostjustisntholy:

futurama episodes be funny as hell and then the last 2 minutes are like

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kitschens:

bakwaaas:

one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it

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Comic by @shhhitsfine

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sirfrogsworth:

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Enjoying the clown show.

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instantbee:

On the one hand, not having a Speaker of the House is indicative of very serious issues in the American populace. It shows a divisive political dialogue and a country in crisis. The last two times this happened both preceded horrible periods of disruption in our country by about 10 years, the Great Depression and the Civil War. So it’s not a great look and does make one nervous about what is coming down the pipe

On the other hand it is genuinely so fucking funny

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nickoraus:

elbryaaan:

Oh, another game with a nude mo-

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pancakedevourer:

ninthgymleader:

chipsprites:

Gay culture is picking Chikorita

The type disadvantage against every single Johto gym leader represents the struggles we face as LGBT people

chikorita threw the first brick at stonewall

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forgivetheinsubordination:

Countdown to Mass Effect: Andromeda [#]
└ DAY SIX >>>> Mass Effect Title Screens 

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